Aperture Laboratories Issues Winter Headwear for Employees
Due to unexpected winter weather conditions, Aperture Laboratories employees are now required to wear winter hats while outside the laboratories during working hours. This includes all picnic areas, parking lots and private grounds owned by Aperture. Failure to wear this issued beanie will result in immediate disciplinary action from Human Resources. Additional and replacement beanies can be purchased from J!NX ($14.99). This memo does not apply to Test Subjects.